Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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