I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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