D3 body, D1 cock
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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