This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
