hotel room ftw
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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