It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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