is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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