I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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