The brown eye won't let me do that either.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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