Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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