YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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