I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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