idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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