So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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