Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think i have two assholes
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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