I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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