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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
