Fuck appropriateness.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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