i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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