Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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