i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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