that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
organizing the empties. That sober.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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