Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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