Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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