i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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