I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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