i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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