so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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