Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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