He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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