but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Text me some of your sweat
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