I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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