Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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