Dual....:-)
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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