gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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