He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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