Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We need to rekindle our bromance
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
