Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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