let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
A+ Viking dick
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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