ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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