Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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