D3 body, D1 cock
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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