Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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