And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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