the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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