is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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