I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
kristin has been a bad kristin
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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