Dude my mom stole all your condoms
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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