she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
