He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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