There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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