I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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