ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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