I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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